Red League - Pittsburgh Assassins

 

Dossiers

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Tequila
Status: Enforcer
Bio:
A cop with a heart of gold, a will of iron, a head of bricks, and a gun with bullets.
Kills:
None
Quote:
*grits teeth*

The Jackal
Status: Enforcer
Bio:
Trained in weapons concealment, killing with one chop to the neck, disguises.
Kills:
None
Quote:
"The only sound you'll hear is your final breath."

Boner  
Status: Active
Bio:
Born in West Virginia, raised by child pornographers.
Kills:
None
Quote:
"Who's Hungry?"

Easy Jesus  
Status: Active
Bio:
Decieving people in life and in death.
Kills:
None
Quote:
 "If I die before I wake, I pray the lord, my soul to take..."

Orb Killer  
Status: Neutralized
Bio:
24Yrs old. Artist, electrician, killer! Carpenter, musician, and all that other good stuff.
Kills:
None
Quote:
"You should try some of my special Java."

The Vulture  
Status: Active
Bio:
Quite adept at The Most Dangerous Game.
Kills:
None
Quote:
"Is it finished?"

La Sombra  
Status: Neutralized
Bio:
Specializes in stealth, coming and going, changing and fading away.
Kills:
1
Quote:
"However swift a man, he will not outstrip his shadow."

Grease Lightning  
Status: Active
Bio:
A mid to late 20's pittsburgh resident who can be found hangin in bars in bloomfield or garfield.  I enjoy hunting and killing innocent animals human or other.
Kills:
1
Quote:
"Sometime is never now."

Fiesty Fawn  
Status: Active
Bio:
I was playing in woods with my bro thumper when shots rang out, shit got crazy and I was left an orphan. Now I am seeking my revenge on the human race. Likes: salt licks. Dislikes: red plaid.
Kills:
1
Quote:
"You have not seen the last of my bloody hooves, I will cleave the soul from your bonz and stop stead your beating heart!"

The Whisper  
Status: Active
Bio:
Full-time gardener... soil is the great connector of our lives, the source and destination of all.
Kills:
None
Quote:
"Do you imagine that your sufferings will be less because you loved Goodness? Truth?"

Olga Nightshade  
Status: Active
Bio:
After a botched assasination stint caused her mid twenties to be lost to amnesia, Olga immigrated to Pittsburgh, where she became adept at no less than nine forms of martial arts.  She can also fly.
Kills:
None
Quote:
"..."

This Drink's On Me  
Status: Neutralized
Bio:
My speciality is poisoning. I might just be that drunk fellow, who may just get a little too close to you and your drink. Or I might be the friendly bartender, or that greasy cook, behind the grill, fryin' up your peirogies. So watch it!  I'm a rat!
Kills:
None
Quote:
"I'm a rat!"

Bacillus  
Status: Active
Bio:
Ubiquitous in nature, Bacillus includes both free-living and pathogenic species. Under stressful environmental conditions, it will annihilate you!
Kills:
None
Quote:
"I'm already onto you, ... and your girl."

Cap G  
Status: Active
Bio:
Born predator.
Kills:
1
Quote:
"..."

Charlotte CorDEAD  
Status: Neutralized
Bio:
I stabbed Marat to death, thinking that I could prevent the reign of terror that he and his Jacobin conspirators would initiate. I lost my head to La Guillotine and was slapped soundly across the face, in that order. I prevented nothing, I saved no one, not even myself... but now, for Pittsburgh's 2007 summer assassins, I am back. I am the big sister to le petit mort, which makes me le big mort, and when we meet, you'll be just plain... MORT.
Kills:
None
Quote:
"I once said I killed a man to save 100,000 others... but now I'll just kill them all."

Mr Fuck You
Status: Active
Bio:
Ummmm... I don't know, I just  woke up.
Kills:
None
Quote:
"...and if your wife, your kids, inside, they fucked."

Mega-Ninja-Dragon-Ultra-Bot 
Status: Active
Bio:
The accidental byproduct of Pittsburgh's post-industrial legacy, an environmental disaster, and an ancient sensei with an axe to grind with all civilization, Mega-Ninja-Dragon-Ultra-Bot is ready to KICK SOME ASS!
Kills:
None
Quote:
"With the stealth of a ninja, the power of... ah, fuck it. BRAHHHGHHAAAA! *stab* *stab* *slash* *FLAAAAAAAAMES!*"

 

 

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